sosuperawesome:

Kelly Bastow, aka moosekleenex on Tumblr

Buy prints of these illustrations in Kelly’s Shop

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Anonym asked: nyan!! happy birthday daddy!! =^w^= *cums on your silly pickle birthday cake!!!!* hehehehheehe!!!!!!!

koyohmi:

WHAT IS THE NUMBER FOR SOMETHING STRONGER THAN THE POLICE

rileykonor:

Early to Bed is my all-time favourite sex toy store with friendly, knowledgeable staff, great selections of toys and accessories, and good prices. The shop is queer, trans, and gender non-conforming friendly. All toys are safe and durable. Early to Bed staff and affiliates even review ALL toys and accessories PRIOR to putting them on the shelves. They are Chicago-based and offer a wide variety of sex education classes too!
I have had the personal pleasure of meeting the owner, Searah - and I can truly say this place is top-notch. I am actually an affiliate of Early to Bed too, so if you click the linked photo of Early to Bed (located in my blog’s side blurb on the bottom left), I will receive a portion of the proceeds of WHATEVER you buy. (All transactions are anonymous.)
AND for a limited time, you can get $5 off your purchase with the promo code “5off” at checkout! U.S. standard shipping is currently only $6.50, and orders over $125 get free shipping every day!
In need of a new dildo, vibrator, butt plug, harness, porn, lube, packer, STP, binder, book, or sex accessory? Check this place out now!

rileykonor:

Early to Bed is my all-time favourite sex toy store with friendly, knowledgeable staff, great selections of toys and accessories, and good prices. The shop is queer, trans, and gender non-conforming friendly. All toys are safe and durable. Early to Bed staff and affiliates even review ALL toys and accessories PRIOR to putting them on the shelves. They are Chicago-based and offer a wide variety of sex education classes too!

I have had the personal pleasure of meeting the owner, Searah - and I can truly say this place is top-notch. I am actually an affiliate of Early to Bed too, so if you click the linked photo of Early to Bed (located in my blog’s side blurb on the bottom left), I will receive a portion of the proceeds of WHATEVER you buy. (All transactions are anonymous.)

AND for a limited time, you can get $5 off your purchase with the promo code “5off” at checkout! U.S. standard shipping is currently only $6.50, and orders over $125 get free shipping every day!

In need of a new dildo, vibrator, butt plug, harness, porn, lube, packer, STP, binder, book, or sex accessory? Check this place out now!

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heathenharnow:

Skogsrået - I, II, III

Men så ser han mellan träden, där en kvinna stilla står.
Hon är naken, ack så vacker, och långt är hennes hår.
"Är du mannen jag har väntat? Är du snäll och säg ditt namn.
Jag har länge varit ensam, så kom nu, kom till min famn.” 

© Heathen Harnow
 & Novemberkind - please do not remove credit

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homosexually:

i could go for a twix bar and maybe some rough sex against a wall right now

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webbyghost:

I don’t pretend to understand this game

jesus christ i am crying with laughter you can’t send me these things at midnight i will die

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