sweetjanesays:

I fucking love Jen Davis’ work.

(via charlesthetrex)

eyemeir:

lustfullivvie:

a-greek-goddess:

biggirlsrockmyworldx:

curvy-book-goddess:

orgasmictipsforgirls:

so there’s a new vibrator coming out that…
connects to your phone via bluetooth
syncs up to audio stories in the app so it buzzes more and more as the action heats up
and can also be controlled by someone else anywhere in the world you’re chatting with in the app
fits snugly in your pants against your clit so you can use it hands-free…
…or wear it places while your long-distance lover keeps you on the edge of cumming all day…
…and…. ok now i’m just going to think about that for a bit.

omg…that sounds like a great thing

I love technology….

some body please get me this

Need

I’m way more about this than I want to be but I’m imagining like. getting a text “THINKING OF YOU” and this thing starting.

Um, yes. 

eyemeir:

lustfullivvie:

a-greek-goddess:

biggirlsrockmyworldx:

curvy-book-goddess:

orgasmictipsforgirls:

so there’s a new vibrator coming out that…

  • connects to your phone via bluetooth
  • syncs up to audio stories in the app so it buzzes more and more as the action heats up
  • and can also be controlled by someone else anywhere in the world you’re chatting with in the app
  • fits snugly in your pants against your clit so you can use it hands-free…
  • …or wear it places while your long-distance lover keeps you on the edge of cumming all day…
  • …and…. ok now i’m just going to think about that for a bit.

omg…that sounds like a great thing

I love technology….

some body please get me this

Need

I’m way more about this than I want to be but I’m imagining like. getting a text “THINKING OF YOU” and this thing starting.

Um, yes. 

kalepika:

deer prince aint havin your silly nonsense

 

(via faunspots)

tashabilities:

hotdominicanmom:

i just saw this on twitter and i’m laughing so hard

I mean, a dude that’s down to make sure I eat is pretty much a good dude

tashabilities:

hotdominicanmom:

i just saw this on twitter and i’m laughing so hard

I mean, a dude that’s down to make sure I eat is pretty much a good dude

(via a-spoon-is-born)

satdeshret:

wvnderbar:

apparently a teen in brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. so…41 guys…that’s the limit.

You know how in hitchikers guide to the galaxy the answer to the question of life the universe and everything is 42?

I think we found the question.

(via caraspeme)

maclonna:

*hits ur prostate* BOOP

(via thefuuuucomics)

sosuperawesome:

Kelly Bastow, aka moosekleenex on Tumblr

Buy prints of these illustrations in Kelly’s Shop

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