kalepika:

deer prince aint havin your silly nonsense

 

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tashabilities:

hotdominicanmom:

i just saw this on twitter and i’m laughing so hard

I mean, a dude that’s down to make sure I eat is pretty much a good dude

tashabilities:

hotdominicanmom:

i just saw this on twitter and i’m laughing so hard

I mean, a dude that’s down to make sure I eat is pretty much a good dude

(via a-spoon-is-born)

satdeshret:

wvnderbar:

apparently a teen in brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. so…41 guys…that’s the limit.

You know how in hitchikers guide to the galaxy the answer to the question of life the universe and everything is 42?

I think we found the question.

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maclonna:

*hits ur prostate* BOOP

(via thefuuuucomics)

sosuperawesome:

Kelly Bastow, aka moosekleenex on Tumblr

Buy prints of these illustrations in Kelly’s Shop

(via orchis)

asker

Anonym asked: nyan!! happy birthday daddy!! =^w^= *cums on your silly pickle birthday cake!!!!* hehehehheehe!!!!!!!

koyohmi:

WHAT IS THE NUMBER FOR SOMETHING STRONGER THAN THE POLICE

rileykonor:

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I have had the personal pleasure of meeting the owner, Searah - and I can truly say this place is top-notch. I am actually an affiliate of Early to Bed too, so if you click the linked photo of Early to Bed (located in my blog’s side blurb on the bottom left), I will receive a portion of the proceeds of WHATEVER you buy. (All transactions are anonymous.)
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rileykonor:

Early to Bed is my all-time favourite sex toy store with friendly, knowledgeable staff, great selections of toys and accessories, and good prices. The shop is queer, trans, and gender non-conforming friendly. All toys are safe and durable. Early to Bed staff and affiliates even review ALL toys and accessories PRIOR to putting them on the shelves. They are Chicago-based and offer a wide variety of sex education classes too!

I have had the personal pleasure of meeting the owner, Searah - and I can truly say this place is top-notch. I am actually an affiliate of Early to Bed too, so if you click the linked photo of Early to Bed (located in my blog’s side blurb on the bottom left), I will receive a portion of the proceeds of WHATEVER you buy. (All transactions are anonymous.)

AND for a limited time, you can get $5 off your purchase with the promo code “5off” at checkout! U.S. standard shipping is currently only $6.50, and orders over $125 get free shipping every day!

In need of a new dildo, vibrator, butt plug, harness, porn, lube, packer, STP, binder, book, or sex accessory? Check this place out now!

(via projectqueer)