I think I’ve found a replacement for “bless your heart” (as a passive aggressive condescension) for those of a nerdier persuasion…
“Oh, you sweet summer child,” from GRRM’s ASoIaF series.
Just caught myself singing “The Rains of Castamere”
I’m not really a Lannister-loving sort, but that song gives me chills out the wazoo.
Truthfully, the Lannisters remind me of the historical House Lancaster. And considering I’m a good percentage of Yorkist stock, I’m obliged to have less-than-fond feelings towards them.
Lovely song, though.