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Some folks call me Charles, some folks call me Ásbjørn. I'm a music major studying vocal performance. I'm also a budding composer, and ethnomusicologist. Music is my life, and some of my fondest birthdays have been spent entirely in rehearsals and performances. You'll likely find this page to be as scatter-brained as I am. So, I encourage you to watch your step for the duration of your stay. <3 +++++++++++++++++
K.K. Slider picks up a cup of joe, and other new Animal Crossing 3DS GIFs from the latest Japanese commercials. I’m totally thrilled by the idea of working at The Roost.
Preorder: Animal Crossing 3DS
See also: More Animal Crossing postsyou can work in the coffee shop in the new Animal Crossing
you can work in the coffee shop in the new Animal Crossing
I might have to pony up the cash for a new-fangled 3DS or something, now.
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“You Can’t Be a Princess” | Journalists from ABC’s “What Would You Do?” planted hidden cameras in a Halloween store and filmed shoppers’ reactions to a boy who wanted a princess costume and a girl who wanted a Spider-man costume.
IT’S A FUCKING COSTUME THE WHOLE POINT IS TO DRESS UP AS SOMETHING DIFFERENT FROM YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE. Not that it would matter if the little boy wanted to wear a dress every day, or the girl wanted to cut all her hair off or whatever! But still! It’s Halloween for fuck’s sake!!!
I would legitimately assault someone who talked to my child like that. Fuck the fuck off.
I seriously need to stop looking at stuff that pisses me off tonight.
Kids are cruel? KIDS are cruel, lady? More like the parents are the ones responsible passing on that poisonous shit to their kids in the first place. If you want to look at something enabling bullying based on how one presents oneself, you need only look into a mirror.
The last person gives me some more hope in humanity, though.
That being said. If ever I had a son, I’d see no problem in letting him be a pretty princess. You bet your ass I’d put on a gown and slippers right along with ‘em. Or a daughter that wants to be a caped crusader? We’d be one Hel of a team, that’s for damn sure.
Furthermore, I really wish there was at least one person to support the little boy in his decision. Someone to even it out. Someone. A singular person. Alas.
Also, I love the language of “Oh it’s a phase, it’s best to nip it in the bud” and “Well, what if it isn’t a phase?”/”Well, that’s your kid, gotta deal”. That’s real empathetic of you.
Begs the question how they’d feel if the same challenge was applied to an everyday, mundane clothes shopping experience. What if the boy wanted to shop in the girls’ section? What if the girl wanted to shop in the boys’ section?
I really shouldn’t look at things that upset me at this time of night.
“I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone.”
(via adriofthedead)
oh god I normally hate spiders but this one I can’t he’s watching himself dance kajhskld you precious creepy thing
oh my god narcissistic dancing spider get THE FUCK ON MY DASH
I’m not even sorry.
HAHA, you go spider, you go!
Jumping spiders have the best dance moves. This is a scientific fact, folks.
They also beatbox to attract a mate.
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My face when a website describes a classical labyrinth design on a pendant as a “Wiccan Protection Amulet”
Here’s a Classical Labyrinth:
Here’s the pendant:
The pendant’s description on the site:
This amulet takes the simple form of a pewter disk, inscribed with an intricate, maze pattern. This maze pattern has long been held to aid in keeping evil spirits and curses from reaching the intended target by keeping them lost. With this power, the amulet offers potent protection against these negative energies for whoever wears it.
I just can’t even, some days.
Beautiful pixel artwork
So, wait.
Not only do they want to limit forms of contraception (ergo, forms of non-procreative sex), but they also want to ruin masturbation for us?
What the fuck?
Nellie the sea otter stacks cups at Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium [x]
OH MY GOD
IT’S LIKE LOOK
LOOK I DID IT
BE PROUD OF ME
i love otters
SCREAMS
This is the best otter-related video I’ve seen since baby Sydney.
I couldn’t help but chatter excitedly “stackin’ cups, stackin’ cups. fuck yeah, i’m stackin’ cups NOPE WRONG CUP YEP THAT FITS awww yis feed me human i’mma share then hold hands”.
In retrospect, the second gif, as the otter looks to the human: “YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKIN’ GAME?!”