March 2012
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
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March 1st is National Butt Day
parttimewizard:
greenbrowngirl:
Show your love of butt!
-Write poems about butts
- Write songs about butts
- Take pictures of your butt or someone else’s (with their consent)
- Draw butts
- Post butts
- Kiss butts
- Sex butts
-Touch butts
- Shake butts
Etc. Etc.
SAVE THE DATE!
but(t) every day is butt day
Now THIS is something I can get behind! :D
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Limbaugh Calls Student Denied Spot At... →
prolongedeyecontact:
Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh called Sandra Fluke, the Georgetown student whom House Republicans wouldn’t let testify at a contraception hearing last week, a “slut” and a “prostitute” today, because, Limbaugh argued, she’s having “so much sex” she needs other people to pay for it:
[Media Matters transcript]
LIMBAUGH: What does it say about the college coed...
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playerprophet:
plazmataz:
It is a song. You...
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anshinwrites:
Acolyte: Dear all Bisexuals, Pansexuals, Asexuals, or basically anybody who is not strictly Heterosexual or strictly Homosexual.
ftmfeminist:
tomigiru:
victorianpantaloons:
jiji-is-a-bunny:
According to my psychology professor, we do not exist.
According to her, we are wrong for existing.
My professor flat out said this morning that she does not “believe” in bisexuals....
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tooraloora:
crevan-grietje:
satirically-yours:
WHERE’S DESSERT….
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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